teenwolf:

PARRISH WHO ARE YOU???

masterblaster:

theeasyvirtue:

masterblaster:

We ordered lube and rubbers online and because we spent more than $20 they sent us a free (too-big-to-use) dildo. So…

to big to use….?

You know, I’m glad you asked, because it allows me to print a correction.

I originally said it was too big to use, but yesterday I learned an important lesson about determination and believing in yourself.

She betrayed Ronan. He’s coming back for her. And when he does… (x)

gameofchrons:

is this what having a penis is like 

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rosehatahway:

If I could grade you on how profoundly you disturb me, you’d be an A+ student.

halesfire:

season 4 caps Could you just hold off for one night?

"Maybe I needed a change. I don’t really know. I guess… I kind of felt  d r a w n  here.”

at a horror moviebf: are you scared?
me: in this economy who wouldn't be

sighcum:

you know what i really need right now… a dick inside me

sighcum:

you know what i really need right now… a dick inside me

danwasonfireonce:

gunslingerannie:

europeansdomusicalsbetter:

stockade:

You’re welcome

This is the most useful thing I’ve ever reblogged.

i used to think when people said my cousin twice removed that their cousin must’ve did some fucked up shit to get kicked out of the family twice

PNKSMN